obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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I just made the best chicken nachos of all time literally of all time

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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Ive been on a killer workout/meal plan routine for the past week or so and all i want is a fucking grill cheese

Anonymous:
Dear nadine, I'm writing you because I think you are an amazing girl and I probably would be dating you if you lived here or I lived there, anyway. I need your advice, you see I like this girl, well no no I don't like her, I'm in fucking love with her alright, like since the moment I saw her I knew she was the one, the thing is apparently she is straight, but man! The way she looks me in the eyes, it's like we could speak the same language, I'm fascinated by her, what should I do?? Thank you (;

Lmao you think so??? Hunh, just ask this girl if she is in fact straight. Thats literally all it takes. Dont fall in love with someone who isnt capable of loving you back. Thats self destructive. And ridiculous. And irresponsible hahahaha.. if she isnt into girls you will just have to accept that. Just like other people have to accept the fact that you arent into boys! (Im assuming)

fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

"If a relationship didn’t bring you what you wanted, it taught you what you didn’t want."

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THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE JFC

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